I can’t wait to use this math formula in real life

(Source: nectarineteen)

soficoppolas:

spnwhore:

i think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself

 #the other 40% is me crying by myself

llcooljofficial:

do you ever use a particular pen or pencil in school a lot and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then you lose it and it’s just another reason to be sad during school

When Clint met Bruce.

Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.

"FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!"

-No one, ever. (via christophernolanss)

(Source: scoldylox)

lanimalu:

At first I wanted to put Coulson and Steve in the same line, but it wasn’t possible because of the writing. ;o;

bobokitty:

I remember coming across this page in The Avengers Vol 4 Issue 10.  After looking at a bunch of superfamily stuff and the fact that it’s currently past 3 am, this is a lot funnier to me.

…Sometimes they seem like a cannon couple lol~

siriused:

This girl is the biggest GPOY of my life.

sympatheia:

thelilnan:

Oh my God, Tony

(x)

me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB

knifeeyes:

(Source: poeticeccentricmagic)

lokii-d:

loki-dokey:

iamladyloki:

themindofapariah:

davidscronenberg:

#imagine trying to moan this during sex

#he looks like the lovechild of tom hiddleston and jesus #i swear

^ Cannot be unseen. 

Omfg brb crying

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Hiddleston-God.

Yes.

Oh my god

(Source: chicochopsticks)

ishiila:

morefunthanislegal93:

paisleydinnerplate:

daleksanddetectives:

jcummings72:

Pictures from Iron Man 3

I have no idea what is going on but I think I like it.

It is what happens when Captain America and Iron Man do their laundry in the same load.

^^ Oh my God…

I want a clearer face on that guy (rofl LAUNDRY)

Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN